There was a girl scout troop. They went to the Fresno Fairgrounds and did crafts. They got stamps and learned new things. They got to play games. They soon saw a storm trooper. He had a blaster, but it was a fake. He shoots it and a lazer comes out. Someone screamed!
Some Girl Scouts tried to get him, but he was too fast. They kept chasing him, his hands were full, and they stopped him by throwing a chair at him. Then, he fell down smack on his face. The girls pulled his mask off. It was a kangaroo! They kangaroo got up and hopped away. His name was Joey. He was an ugly kangaroo that smelled like eggs. They took him to the zoo and gave him a bath. The bath had better be warm or he would go crazy and wouldn’t ever want to take a bath again. He went crazy, of course! After his bath, the Girl Scouts game him Caramel DeLites to calm him down. Joey ate the whole box, so then they gave him a box of Peanut Butter Patties. He ate all of the cookies, then threw a rock at a tree. When the Girl Scouts turned around to see what made the noise, he stole the girl’s wagon that was full of cookies!!
The Girl Scouts chased after him, but once again they couldn’t catch him. He opened a box of Lemonades and took a break from running to eat them. Joey went to the Girl Scout Cookie factory and ate all the cookies there. The girls trapped him and took him back to the zoo.
Once he was at the zoo, he ate the cookies with the Girl Scouts. When the cookies were gone, he escaped ahain. He found some Girl Scout clothing and a vest on the ground. He put on the Girl Scout clothes because he wanted to be a Girl Scout too. All the Girl Scouts caught up to him, and they took him back to the zoo. He gets mad and begs for more cookies. Joey really likes the cookies, so he ran away again. Joey and the Girl Scouts made a deal, if he stayed there they would give him five boxes of cookies.
He did, so the Girl Scouts gave him five boxes of cookies. He chose two boxes of Caramel DeLites, two boxes of Thin Mints, and a box of Peanut Butter Patties, He wanted a big glass of milk. He later decided to buy three boxes of Thanks-a-lots. He’s gonna be full. Joery got a bad stomach ache and threw up. “Gross!” thought the Girl Scouts. They had to clean it up, and give him another bath. Then, the Girl Scouts decided NO MORE cookies for Joey! They won’t give any more cookies to Joey. Then, Joey got really REALLY mad and ran away again, and he stole cookies from the Girl Scouts and the people who bought them. Then, they made a kangaroo jail for him, but he chewed it up and kicked it down to escape. WANTED!! Joey, the kangaroo – Girl Scout Cookie Thief.
-Written by the Girl Scouts of Central California South (January 24, 2015)